Carpet Match The Drapes

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Carpet Match The Drapes

3Does the carpet match the drapes?unknownIs the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is “Does the carpet match the drapes?”#redheads#gingers#pubic hair#hair color#tactless questionsby otterberry September 30, 2011295236The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug

Carpet Match The Drapes

Top definitionDoes the carpet match the drapes?unknownA question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. “Carpet” being the pubic hair and “drapes” being the hair on her head.”Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?”by bubba May 05, 20041756583The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug

Carpet Match The Drapes

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4Does the carpet match the drapes?unknownAn annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:”Does the carpet match the drapes?” “There's no carpet, it's just hardwood.”by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 20161515The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug

interjection “the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head.” Used frequently as a question.So, does the carpet match the drapes?I heard your new girlfriend is a fire crotch. So the carpet matches the drapes, huh? See more words with the same meaning: pubic hair. Last edited on Aug 02 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Mar 31 2011.

Top definitioncarpet matches the drapesunknownOne's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head. Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her. #pubic hair#genital hair#hair#dyejob#hair colorby quamp March 19, 200735389The Urban Dictionary MugOne side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.Buy the mug

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